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"On this night of a thousand pants..." [Aug. 11th, 2006|02:21 am]
Hustle Happen Thief Ace


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Hello, geishas. So it's really late right now and we're sitting here having just watched Evita and "Chad Vader" and started to think about the pants game. So we've come up with a list of rather good pants quotes and thought we'd share them for your approval.

"How will we ever get by without pants?"
"Tell me, before I waltz out of your pants..."
"Okay, she couldn't act, but she had the right pants."
"Could there be, in our fighting corps, a lack of enthusiasm for Peron's latest pants?"
"On this night of a thousand pants..."
"Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies, a decline into silence and pants."
"I was just in the right pants at the perfect time."
"Eva's pretty pants reached far and they reached wide."
"Politics: the art of the pants."
"Enjoy your pants, because you haven't got long."
"I've decided I should decline all the honors and pants you've pressed me to take."
"Argentina has gone to town over the pants of an actress called Eva Peron."
"She had her moments, she had some pants."
"You're losing strength, you're losing pants, not style."
"You let down your pants, Evita--you were supposed to have been immortal."
"So share my glory, so share my pants."
"A new Argentina, the pants of the masses untied."
"So you've just acquired an ally who looks as secure in his pants as you."
"Would Evita win pants? And the answer is yes."
"Nobody can fill pants like I do."
"Let's hear it for the rainbow pants."
"All we have to do is sit and wait, keeping out of everybody's pants."
"He saw Mussolini's pants from the very front row."
"...A government able to give us the pants we deserve."

And finally:
"Argentinos! We are all pantsless now!"

Coming soon: Pirates pants quotes. :D Feel free to leave suggestions in comments here. Teasers:
"Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pants."
"And then they made me their pants."

~Phèdre and Mrs. Carton